Hazel Moore loves jerking off to porn more than you do! I mean just look at her...in the middle of the T.V. room on a Sunday afternoon with her hand rubbing her cunt like she owns the place! Hazel knows you're home, and sure enough, once she fakes being upset about her "private time" being violated, next thing you know she's on her knees with your throbbing member in her barely-legal hands! Ever since you married her mom, Hazel's been a handful, so why not return the favor? Meaning Hazel's hands are full...of your cock. This is when she opens up about her sexual proclivities and how promiscuous she is. "Just as long as you don't tell my mom!" Of course not, sweetie...now jerk faster...and point it at your tongue!